Rosarita make you faart!

Letz go DUUUUDE RANCH...

anyone remember the motown review with arsenio hall? we would rewind the skit with the guy in the record store singing the supreme's "where did our love go." and there was de barge singing "to the beat of the rhythm of the night" and i think smokey robinson singing "you really got a hold on me" in a wrestling ring. i think it was recorded on the same tape as "gay purrree" and gimme a break.

mister bawk ba gawk.

(to the tune of fleetwood mac's big love) lookin out for bluuu-hu-hubbb. a-deb-bor-aaaahh huuuu-huuuuh.

moooo.... BLEEELO!!! wiiider than a miiiile

don't make the same mistake these people made. don't die.

I certainly don't read it anymore.

"BETCH."

Walk the Dinosaur. Dumb song.

"They don't call it Dizz-sert for nothing! Wah wah wah!"

no.

does anyone read this thing anymore?

happy birthday a while ago, elizabeth :)

"where's renee? where's frenchy? i demand an answer."

"give her all the juice, give her all the juice; 20,000 volts in her caboose will make her see the error of her ways."
"gonna throw the switch, gonna throw the switch- give it to the bitch- and make her scream ty-um-tee-dee-um-tee-dee-um."

"name something in your closet besides clothes."

"my father."

happy birthday yesterday allison!!

chaplin. more like craplin.