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Jean Tom! Musette! Jean Tom! Musette!

where does lady holiday get off calling me an ostrich?!

No, Kimber, you can't come. I don't like you any more.

They say I talk like a baby!

It may smart a leetle!!!

Remember when Amber would call me "Obsidian-head?"

ha ha ha ha 

don't step on the mome raths.

Soapy Sue, from Today's Special on Nickelodeon.

If I hear that song Come on Eileen just ONE more time... I swear I'll barf out my innards.

Did they have a contract to include on EVERY 80's compilation EVER? GEEEZ!

Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: So it can PEE on us!!

sveeeeeeeedie.

what's your favorite part about the ride?
what's the most important tip in this book?
what is the law?
who makes the rules?
did we get a new photographer?

Remember the Monchichi's?

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vespa go bathroom all da time. that's why ocean. wan' go swimming?

Rosarita make you faart!

Letz go DUUUUDE RANCH...

anyone remember the motown review with arsenio hall? we would rewind the skit with the guy in the record store singing the supreme's "where did our love go." and there was de barge singing "to the beat of the rhythm of the night" and i think smokey robinson singing "you really got a hold on me" in a wrestling ring. i think it was recorded on the same tape as "gay purrree" and gimme a break.

mister bawk ba gawk.

(to the tune of fleetwood mac's big love) lookin out for bluuu-hu-hubbb. a-deb-bor-aaaahh huuuu-huuuuh.

moooo.... BLEEELO!!! wiiider than a miiiile