don't make the same mistake these people made. don't die.

I certainly don't read it anymore.

"BETCH."

Walk the Dinosaur. Dumb song.

"They don't call it Dizz-sert for nothing! Wah wah wah!"

no.

does anyone read this thing anymore?

happy birthday a while ago, elizabeth :)

"where's renee? where's frenchy? i demand an answer."

"give her all the juice, give her all the juice; 20,000 volts in her caboose will make her see the error of her ways."
"gonna throw the switch, gonna throw the switch- give it to the bitch- and make her scream ty-um-tee-dee-um-tee-dee-um."

"name something in your closet besides clothes."

"my father."

happy birthday yesterday allison!!

chaplin. more like craplin.

anyone know what santa and a pirate have in common?

elizabeth knows.

happy birthday to me.

what can you get for a nickel?

hardly a stick of gum...

ok everybody, gather 'round. it's time for the pigpen hoe-down. kick up yer heels, jump up and down, shut your eyes and whirl around. reach out your hand and if no one's there, grab yer own hand, dance 'round in a square.

we don't need a caller, lucy. we need a vacuum cleaner.

achoo-AGOOOOO!

Bantha pu-du.

yeah, it was right before a movie. or a dolly parton concert. do you remember seeing the spinning colored circles and the word SPECIAL before a snoopy cartoon or the grinch? any cartoon, actually, that was on prime time, mostly during the holidays.

does anyone remember josie and her parrot happy? the bird would say "shut up." nice.

saw weezer last night! tenacious D and jimmy eat world opened. it was insane.

remember those short little animation type announcements right before an HBO movie that would take you through the tunnel of the inner O in HBO and then swirl around and scare the bejeebers out of me? well i do.

me! me!

so um, who's coming for thanksgiving?

i'm a parrot. talk to meeee...
wooooww. yeaaaah. hey baby wake up, come and dance with meeeee...

i met SLIM JIM PHANTOM of the STRAY CATS on saturday! sigh.